Even at barely one year old, I’ve learned quite a few things from EBO (see “Who the hell…” on the sidebar). I know that she understands a great deal more than she lets on. She has a dark and twisted side. She reveals it when she hears these magic words “Ya know, EBO’s been a really good girl today.”
Cue EBO theme music:
She makes us pay for our kind words… with our sanity and a severe lack of sleep.



